Monday, March 29, 2010

Saint Patrick's Day


St. Patty's was a mess. Staying with Joe "the ginger" Quinn, a best friend since 1st grade back in Alaska, promised to deliver. Our night started at 4 pm, with beers and a soccer game at the local bar. By 7 we had made our way to Dubliner's, which would be the one and only stop for the night.

Joe is Irish. He likes to think of himself as a meat-head, and his mother regularly refers to him as a brut or a thug, depending on the circumstance. We grew up playing soccer together, but after high school he made the obvious choice to pursue football in college, where he could feel at home with all of his fellow meat heads. Joe is built like a semi-truck, with a quick but often misplaced wit. And, to state the obvious, Joe can DRINK. Start with 3 beers during the game, two pints of guinness, a couple car bombs, and a couple shots of Jameson, followed up by more beer, and I am drunk. Joe might be buzzed at this point. By the end of the night I am nursing one luke-warm beer, holding onto my consciousness for dear life, while Joe is mercilessly calling me a pussy. Feels like I'm right back in Alaska!

Adrianna, another Alaska to DC transplant, came out at the beginning of the night, "just to say hi" and is with us until the bitter end. We make our way to Ben's Chili Bowl for greasy chili dogs with the rest of the throngs, avoiding the fact that they have to wake up and slog through work in less than 6 hours. The late night food manages to give me a headache and stomachache, a rare combo. After a drunken cab ride home, I pass out on Joe's couch, reveling in the fact that he has to work at 7 am, as the spins slowly put me out for the night..







Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Our great nation's capital


My first visit to DC was an interesting one. After getting shut down on a stage at Citronelle, I continued my run of luck by getting completely snubbed at Komi, another DC stalwart. After 4 days in the city, and still with no restaurant leads, I gave up my quest to cook there. Fortunately, Washington D.C. has much more to offer than restaurants.

Noteworthy stops included, but not limited to;

Lincoln Memorial

WWII Memorial

Washington Monument, Capital in the background


With all of the Smithsonian museums free of charge, we took full advantage. Natural History, Holocaust, Modern Art, American History, to name a few. The below picture is dedicated to my little sister, Kate, who is an elephant fanatic. Elephant freak. Elephant connosieur. You would have loved it!




Friday, March 19, 2010

Citronelle, Washington D.C.

Citronelle, Michel Richard's famous contemporary restaurant in D.C., gave me my first defeat. I played it the same as most of my other stages. Walked in the back door unannounced with my resume, told the Chef de Cuisine my story and questioned him on when would be a good time to come in.
David Deshaies is as French as they come. Short shocks of brown hair, cropped close to the scalp gave him an almost militant demeanor. With his eyes spaced close together, and a nose as straight as an arrow, he seemed to be interrogating with every word. In the thickest accent I have heard outside of France, he explained to me about a recent stage they had, who had cut his hand on the meat slicer. He had no insurance and workman's compensation refused to cover his medical bills. The restaurant was forced to pony up the cash or face a lawsuit. This, he made very clear to me, was why Citronelle no longer accepts stages unless they are trying out for an open position in the kitchen, of which there were none. Fuck.
As I tried to weasel my way into a stage anyway, asking if I could just observe the kitchen, he shut me down at every pass. Citronelle has been on of the restaurants on my list that I have been looking forward to the entire trip, and now my hopes to work in the kitchen were gone.
As I cursed my luck and shuffled out through the back door my thoughts came to the only consolation I could think of. Michel Richard's wildly inventive cookbook, Happy in the Kitchen. To anyone reading this, if you want an amazing cookbook this is the one to get. It is a coffee table cookbook, heavy, hard-backed, and chalk full of glossy food porn. Fork over the $50 for it and you will not be disappointed I promise.

Happy cooking...

Monday, March 15, 2010

The Tour

Gustavo.

living room/kitchen/bedroom.

closet.

hand-pump sink, pantry.

plenty of storage space, mini-fridge on the right.

futon fun.

"the loft", cot included.

relax.

the library, and more storage.

hand-pump sink = best invention ever.

the latest, and first, decoration in the bus.

Riding in Memphis


The drive from New Orleans to Memphis was stellar until around 30 miles south of my destination. Pulling off the interstate to get some gas Gus stalled out in 3rd, which never happens. Got him restarted only to stall out again pulling into the gas station. The carburetor that my mechanic in Austin had warned me about had finally blown. Luckily I was able to get started again and made it into Memphis.
I knew going into this trip that there were going to be some points along the way where I would have to stop and make some major repairs, I was just hoping that they wouldn't cost me $1200!
With no vehicle I would be traveling by bike, a fixed-gear bottom of the line road bike with no shocks, that I got on the cheap in Austin. In Memphis, paved roads that are free from cracks, pot-holes, and the occasional used syringe are a luxury. On my first day I rode over 20 miles through some extremely shady neighborhoods, at one point getting out of the saddle and pumping my wiry legs as hard as I could to avoid the wild-eyed man who would have supplied me with my first mugging, no doubt.
Memphis drivers hated me. Throughout my entire time in the city I didn't come across a single bike lane. There weren't even shoulders to the ridiculously narrow lanes. There is a three-foot law in Tennessee that states that a driver can only be ticketed if he/she comes within three feet of striking a pedestrian. Most drivers protested this law by aiming their side-view mirrors at my handle bars. With horns blazing they made it very clear how they felt about me hugging the curb for dear life, legs burning, holding my breath in anticipation of the first impact. I scraped through the streets long enough to make it to Restaurant Iris, avoiding my demise by inches on countless occasions...

Saturday, March 6, 2010

New Orleans and the Bourbon St. Birthday Celebration

There are some required stops in New Orleans for a cook, or really anyone who likes to eat. First on the list was Cafe Du Monde for some Beignets and Cafe au Lait.


GO SAINTS!
Next was the Central Grocery Company, inventor of the Muffuleta, my all-time favorite sandwich!

And then there was more Muffuleta sampling at Butcher, Chef Donald Links charcuterie focused sandwich shop. An impressive improvement of the original I have to say.
Bourbon Street, there couldn't be a better place to celebrate my birthday!
Maridith "Megadeath" Hollis and I getting going with tequila shots at Tequila Rita's.
Lisa Marie, the wonderful photographer for the night.
So, this picture needs a bit of an explanation. Heading out for the night I was given about 30 bead necklaces by Lisa. I mainly used these to drunkenly throw at ladies on the street below, without much luck in the drunken-flasher-girl department, until this classy gal showed up. Notice her bare breasts, first of all, but then take a look at the two 10 or 11 year old boys on the street with her, staring quite openly. Not to mention their clueless parents who, after the pic was taken, hustled them both down the street as fast as they could. (what parent in their right mind brings their children out on Bourbon Street at 11:30 on a weekend night?!)
Things are starting to blur a little now....

AAAAnnnd pizza is one of the last of my memories from the night!

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Uchi...




Uchi first opened its doors to the public in May of 2003. With Tyson Cole at the helm as Chef/Co-Owner it is safe to say that the restaurant was more than a decade in the making. Cole began his career in Austin more than 11 years prior working his way up from a sudsy dishwasher to cook, as so many Chefs have done in the past. This first experience ignited a fire, a passion for all foods Japanese. Completing an apprenticeship at one of Austin’s most acclaimed sushi spots, Musashino, only served to fan the flames, eventually carrying Cole all the way to Japan and New York City in search of a deeper knowledge and appreciation of the cuisine that gave his life purpose.

In 2005, after just two years as Head Chef, Cole grabbed national attention with his inclusion in Food and Wine’s Top Ten Best New Chefs. Every year, F+W chooses ten of the most promising up and coming Chefs in the country, who have been running a kitchen for less than five years, and thrusts them, eyes wide, into the national spotlight. This can be a make or break moment for any young chef. Either you crumble under the pressure of sophisticated diners and national critics suddenly ravenously pouncing on your restaurant, or as Cole has done, you set a thriving college town ablaze with your unique blend of technical mastery and boundless creativity.

It was this award that brought me to Uchi’s doors. Back in the summer of 2005, I was two months removed from high school, and armed with an endless fascination with cooking, restaurants, and the career of a Chef. It was the 2005 issue of F+W where I first unearthed the treasure trove of talent that is the annual Top Ten Best New Chefs. Cole was in an elite group including Daniel Humm, now of Eleven Madison Park in NYC, Eric Ziebold, a former French Laundry sous Chef, and the infinitely talented She Gallante, among others. Flipping through the pages with a manic, wild-eyed intensity, I knew that this was to be a dream of mine. At the time I didn’t realize how much the F+W awards, past and present, would guide my career in food up to this point. It was with this vantage point that I strode through the back door into the mythic, mysterious kitchen of Uchi in Austin, Texas.

Dressed in jeans, sneakers, and a black patagonia pullover, I got some inquisitive glances from the cooks busily prepping for that nights service. Asking for the man in charge I was introduced to Paul Qui, Chef de Cuisine at Uchi. Paul stands about 5’ 11”, with disheveled black hair, piercing eyes, skinny jeans, (the de facto uniform for Uchi cooks) and sneakers, something that stood out to me in the land of kitchen clogs. With the Bus in the shop, and my resumes with it, I gave him my elevator pitch instead. One thing I have realized on this trip is that most of the Chefs I tell about my trip are immediately amped and want to talk about future stops and where I have come from. I was lucky enough to secure a stage for the next few days, and left feeling very positive about the time I would spend immersed in the tantalizing smells of steaming and frothing tamari, ripping hot pans of crispy hikari rice and soy broth, not to mention the seafood. The absolutely pristine seafood.


Fast forward to the next morning, it’s 10 a.m. as Mary, Wes’ fiance, graciously drops me off at the back door on her way to work. Austin has had one striking theme so far; my mornings are spent feeling the wrath of the night before raining down on me like blows from a heavyweight boxer. This morning is no different. Last night we made a trip to Gordough’s, an awesome trailer that sells gourmet doughnuts in every flavor imaginable. I went with maple glaze and bacon, and the grilled banana with brown sugar and am now regretting the decision immensely. These were not your standard supermarket or Krispy Kreme doughnuts, Gordough’s doughnuts were deep-fried dough behemoths, at least a half-pound each. Nausea is creeping up on me as I start to set up my station and go about helping out the other prep cooks with the days tasks. Peeling garlic, already a chore, becomes a living hell as my mouth starts to water in anticipation of the fun to come. Multiple runs to the bathroom are just teases, producing only violent dry heaving. This continues for FOUR FUCKING HOURS. Finish one project on the prep list, dry heave in the bathroom for five minutes, splash water in my face, and its back to the kitchen to finish one more project, before quickly making my way back to the bano for another bout with the heavyweight. Finally, around 3 in the afternoon, I’m able to rid myself of the demon inside of my stomach.

Now, cooks are not pussies. Cooks are expected to show up for work everyday, no matter what, like clockwork.

“Oh, you have food poisoning? When should I expect you?” is a common refrain from Any Chef, USA.


Put a knife half way through your hand de-boning that pork shoulder? Put a glove on it, service starts in an hour. Cooks pride themselves on this, this tenacity to finish the job, regardless of the discomfort they put themselves through. It’s what makes our industry different than any other, except maybe the army.


“I know I am definitely gunna need stitches for this, but that can wait ‘til after service. I have to cook DINNER for these people damnit!”


Ok so it might be a little bit misguided but it’s praiseworthy nonetheless. This is why I am still here, this is why I didn’t go home after the second dry heave. But once I finally let loose and can see last nights fun in the toilet bowl in front of me, I decide it’s time to go. I guess I’m a pussy.


After recharging on the couch and watching the Winter Olympics, I’m feeling much better today. Being myself again I’m able to actually pick up a few tricks and do what I’m here to do; learn about Japanese food. I have never worked closely with Japanese food except for a short stint in culinary school that barely scraped the surface of a vast ocean of food history from a country that puts the good ol’ USA to shame in terms of the time spent refining and perfecting the countless national dishes in Japan’s repertoire. It’s time to try some house-made ponzu, sample the fish sauce, and hopefully chow down on some delicious sushi and sashimi. I’m in luck. After busting it out with the prep crew and helping the line cooks get set up, I get a prime spot on the sushi line, which is up front, a beautiful open kitchen that effortlessly adds so much to the ambience of the restaurant.

Observing the sushi chefs at work is a sight to see. The three making sushi and sashimi, Yoshi, Takei, and Masa, are experts with their knives. Masa, the head sushi chef, has been here since Uchi first opened. That is dedication to the craft. To their left are the Maki roll experts, another Yoshi, and the lone ranger white-boy, Justin. I do my best to be invisible as I watch them at work. It really is enthralling to watch a knife move so quickly, so close to the hand, knowing how razor sharp it is.

These guys are more than cooks, they’re showmen. Calling back and forth to one another the entire night in Japanese, their guests instantly smile as they pull up a chair to the gorgeous wood-grain sushi bar. I can see in the diners eyes that they can’t believe their luck, they get a front and center seat to the best show in town! After a couple hours whiz by, Paul comes up to me and tells me to go change out of my whites. There’s an open spot at the end of the sushi bar with my name written all over it. Walking down the line I use my latest knowledge of Japanese kitchen culture, calling out,


“Ushiro! Ushiro!” the apparent equivalent of the American “Behind! Behind!” that all cooks have learned to say either by watching someone get terribly burned, or cut, when a fellow cook makes an unexpected movement into their path. A kitchen can be a dangerous place.


Posting up at the first seat at the bar, I’m ready to eat! Dishes start flying at me from the kitchen, with one arriving before I can even finish the plate before it. Fresh heirloom tomatoes, with a dot of fish sauce, seasoned with fresh mint and coriander salt to start. Then it’s on to two velvet-smooth Kuchi oysters from the pacific, accompanied by fresh avocado, wasabi, and tiger’s milk foam. (Not actual tiger’s milk, for the PETA members out there..Do you know how expensive that would be?!) Cobia (Kingfish) sashimi is complemented by salt-cured cucumber, pickled shallots, mint, keffir lime oil, and fresh jalepenos. Dayboat scallops with roasted cauliflower and a shishito pepper puree. “Super” Toro, the tuna’s belly, comes with dried cherries, marcona almonds, and daikon radish sprouts. Next is a crispy-skinned Thai snapper with a cilantro pesto, perfectly cooked carrots, and fresh citrus. Following is my plate of Nigiri, or sushi to the uninitiated. Hirame with pickled ramps and fresh ginger, Madai with a touch of lime zest, Steelhead trout served straight up.


This is glorious.


A foie gras torchon finishes up my savory courses that is dished up with puffed and fried black rice, a sauce made from coconut milk, and a golden balsamic gastrique. Fuck. I’m full. Dessert is only one course thank God, and it’s also delicous. Candy Cap mushroom mousse, thyme sorbet, fluffy corn cake, caramel cracklins and blueberry puree make for an inventive and unexpected finish to the meal. I have now officially loosened the belt a notch and am leaning back in my chair, reveling in the simple pleasure of the moment, when my server appears from the bar to the left, with a little black book in hand. It’s my check. As she opens it to reveal a $182 tab without counting drinks, she leans in close and says,


“Just thought you should know how well they’re taking care of you, dinner’s on the house.”